Italian Jokes

 

 

 


You know you're Italian when

You can bench press 325 pounds, shave twice a day and still cry when your mother yells at you.


Two Italian guys are driving through Texas ...

Two Italian guys are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick.

The driver rolls down the window, and the trooper smacks him in the head with the stick. The driver says, "Why'd you do that?

The trooper says, "You're in Texas, son. When I pull you over, you'll have your license ready."

Driver says, "I'm sorry, officer, I'm not from around here."

The trooper runs a check on the guy's license, and he's clean. He gives the guy his license back and walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls his window down, and the trooper smacks him with the nightstick.

The passenger says, "What'd you do that for?"

The cop says, "Just making your wishes come true." The passenger says, "Huh?"

The cop says, "I know that two miles down the road you're gonna say, 'I wish that guy would've tried that crap with me!


You know you're Italian when

Somewhere on your parents' property, there is a bathtub Madonna.


 


Gotta Joke? Send It; E-mail

 

Website Designed, Maintained and Hosted by DesertGold © 1995/2017 All Rights Reserved.